You’ve just arrived home from the local video store and now it’s time to fire up the VCR and get settled into the patterned, velour couch with your arm around your boo. 

The opening credits of Schwarzenegger's latest film are starting but your squeeze is giving you the eyes from under the crocheted blanket. 

You take one sip of this retro IPA sitting on the nightstand and you’re hit with orange rind, fresh grapefruit and dank pine before your one-time lover kisses the bitter finish away.